Gluten Free? Maybe

D - Daddy, I had a dream last night that I fell in the potty.
C - That's not good!
D - No, it's not. If I fell in the toilet I'd miss you.
C - Well, I'd miss you too buddy.
D - Yeah, we don't want to fall in the toilet, there's lots of germs in there. We don't like germs. We don't want to touch germs or eat germs. We don't like to eat germs, do we daddy?
C - No, we don't eat germs.
D - No we don't.