- I'll do anything to have a chance to sit back in a chair and relax?
- I'm a masochist?
- I'll go to great lengths to look younger, like 13, again?
- I apparently insist on being unattractive for one reason (pregnancy) or another?
- There wasn't already enough things on my "Can't Eat" list?
- I wouldn't want to lose my flex spending, even though it's only January?
- There are reasons it's different from plastic surgery... how?
- This time I don't have match them to my junior high cheerleading uniform?
- It's been almost twenty years (UGH, SERIOUSLY?), why not?
I got braces put on yesterday! Mooshy gluten free food ideas, anyone? :)